Category: Joke Board
* Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly
* We three kings of porridge and tar
* On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me
* Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
* He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.
* Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.
* With the jelly toast proclaim
* Olive, the other reindeer.
* Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say
* Sleep in heavenly peas
* In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that
he is sparse and brown
* You'll go down in listerine
* Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay
* Come, froggy faithful
* You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"
* Good tidings we bring to you and your kid
That's good. Thanks.
Bob
*Rudolph the pissed off reindeer
*We three kings of orien tar, smoking on a rubber cigar
*Jingle Bells, bat man smells, robin laid an egg
The Bat mobile lost a wheel and the joker got away!
both of those are great! :)
Here's one from elementary school. Two, actually.
Deck the halls with gasoline,
light a match and don't be seen.
Burn the school down to ashes,
Aren't you glad you played with matches.
(You guys can insert tha fa la la la las for yourselves.)
Joy to the world,
the teacher's dead.
We barbecued his head.
What happened to his body
we flushed it down the potty.
What happened to his brain,
we flushed it down the drain
repeat, repeat, the sounding joy.
Yes, we were violent as children. Grin.
lol. like those!